10 Facts about Marriage

1. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
2. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
3. One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
4. The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of a new car.
5. It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
6. If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.
7. A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.
8. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
9. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
10. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
11. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.