Antidote to my previous post of 5 ways to piss off your wife

To make a woman happy, and I mean ANY WOMAN..... A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
And the list goes on...

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
43. Give her compliments regularly
44. Love shopping
45. be honest
46. be very rich
47. Not stress her out
48. Not look at other girls
And the list goes on of course....

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
52. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes

&

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Leave him alone