Monday, April 07, 2008

Quotes from around the world

Arabian:
Fear not the man who fears God.

Albanian:
Sharp acids corrode their own containers.

Jewish:
Among those who stand, do not sit; among those who sit, do not stand. Among those who laugh, do not weep; among those who weep, do not laugh.

Anyone who teases you loves you.

Don't be too sweet lest you be eaten up; don't be too bitter lest you be spewed out.

The only truly dead are those who have been forgotten.

Sanskrit:
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.

Turkish:
Having two ears and one tongue, we should listen twice as much as we speak.

Who gossips to you will gossip about you.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...

Two stangers, a man and a woman, meet in a cafe, the man asks.

"My Dear, would you go to bed with me for a million dollars?"

"Well, yes, I guess I would."

"How about $100?"

"What kind of person do you think I am?"

"My Dear, we have already established that. We are merely haggling over the price!"

Friday, September 14, 2007

If you want to sing out, sing out

Well, if you want to sing out, sing out
And if you want to be free, be free
cause theres a million things to be
You know that there are

And if you want to live high, live high
And if you want to live low, live low
cause theres a million ways to go
You know that there are

You can do what you want
The opportunitys on
And if you can find a new way
You can do it today
You can make it all true
And you can make it undo
You see ah ah ah
Its easy ah ah ah
You only need to know

Well if you want to say yes, say yes
And if you want to say no, say no
cause theres a million ways to go
You know that there are

And if you want to be me, be me
And if you want to be you, be you
cause theres a million things to do
You know that there are


Well, if you want to sing out, sing out
And if you want to be free, be free
cause theres a million things to be
You know that there are
You know that there are
You know that there are
You know that there are
You know that there are